Soda - Keeping Curious

’Twas the beginning of summer
And to old London town
The girls from Together
Had made their way down.

They were joining a contest
But not just any old race
It was the Playtex Moonwalk
That was due to take place.

A full twenty-six miles
In naught but their bras
They did march through the city
By the light of the stars.

And in that famous old river
The moonlight did gleam
While the girls did their best
To not get ‘stabbed up’ by teens.

Meanwhile the boys in the office
Were filled up with pride
They couldn’t walk to the kettle
Without a stitch in their sides.

And the crowds they did flock
And excitement did ripple
With one eye on their time
And one eye on their…performance.

And now that they’ve done it
For this reason we’re glad
They may not look too healthy
But they don’t smell too bad.