The top ten lists of things you must do with your life

August 26th, 2009 | Andy Boulton

Lists of things we ’simply must do’. How would we survive without them? Er, probably quite well actually…

10.
100 cheeses you need to try before you die

9.
25 amazing ways to tie your shoes

8.
Top 5 shellfish for throwing through car sunroofs

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7.
101 ways to dig a hole

6.
99 places in Britain to illegally buy a monkey

5.
Britain’s all time top 50 slices of toast

4.
50 diseases you probably don’t want to get (and how you can get them)

3.
30 best places to meet people who won’t like you

2.
10 brilliant new ways to blink

1.
100 more exciting things you could actually be doing with your time other than reading lists about exciting things you could do with your time.

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Andy Boulton
Andy Boulton - copywriter/world's least productive superhero crime fighter.

With a couple of years of copywriting under his ill-fitting belt, Andy loves the written word more deeply than his own estranged children. When he’s unchained from his keyboard at work, he writes short stories, articles and has even had a bash at playwriting. His main source of inspiration are the horrific cheese-nightmares that wrench him screaming from his sleep night after night.
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